You know what the best part of my breakups are? I effortlessly lose weight. I now weigh less than my weight on my driver's license. High five! I think it's because relationships severely stress me out and once I'm out of them, my cortisol levels drop and whoosh, the weight is gone.
On Friday, the day after the breakup, I wore my new Thakoon dress and, if I may say so myself, I looked AWESOME. The dress looks so good on me, I want to sleep in it. I want to wear it in the shower.
Breakups are awesome for my health. Why don't people break up more often?
Hey! im very proud way to stay strong and yes you looked great
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