Study Fever

When you've intensely studied for days on end, haven't left the apartment in days, subsisted on only pears and soy yogurt for a week and see ecg graphs when you close your eyes--- you've probably got Study Fever. it's a sort of psychosis of the mind that, mixed with anxiety, may yield disastrous effects on the world.

And when someone emails me with micromanaged directions from  some damn Internal Medicine resident about the upcoming interest group bake sale that I'm organizing... well, that's when Study Fever emerges. No, Dr. Micromanager, we will NOT be putting up flyers because it wastes papers and no one looks at them and I DON'T HAVE TIME, no. Just no. And also, we're not raising money for YOUR idea that YOU decided on by YOURself AFTER we decided as a club to donate the money to a local free clinic. Apparently YOU didn't get the message that I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU WANT. Because at the end of the day, who is gonna be the setting up, hocking cupcakes and tearing down? NOT YOUR ASS. MY ASS. We're gonna do the bake sale MY WAY, LADY.

Study Fever.