okay, fine. i inadvertently lied to you about writing about fashion week on monday. almost a week later, it's still not done. seriously, what did you expect? im a med student with tests every other week. i dont have time. but let's be honest for a second. you can probably guess what i would have said anyway: marc jacobs is awesome, alexander mcqueen was interesting, andre leon talley played teeter totter on a bench at one of the shows, anna wintour pretends like she was bored but i think she's just hungry, neon cant really be the new black, wrap dresses are nice, yay marc jacobs.
so jimmy carter's got a new book out. his diaries from when he was in office. i'm going to pay a homeless man to read it to me at bedtime.
funny story time
i texted vijay and said: "hey, wanna be third in power in my living will?"
he texted me, at the same exact time: "can i list you as a reference for an apartment application?"
agnes, i would have listed you as third in power, but i know you're after my money and i can't trust you. plus, if the hospital called you to ask if they should disconnect me, they might not reach you since you always forget to charge your phone.
when someone's phone dies and you can't reach them, i call it "pulling an Agnes".
also, agnes and i need to actually write in our joint blog about the things we like. because you're dying to know. how can you even make decisions about life without knowing what agnes and i think? how are you even still alive living like that.
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